BlahCade Pinball # 304: Smash, Marry, Kill the Pinside Top 100

Shall we play a game? Jared gets tortured by Chris as he is presented with 3 tables at a time from Pinside's Top 100 and has to decide, which would he want for play occassionally in an arcade (smash), which he'd want to own (marry), and which he'd erase from existence (kill). I WANT ONE!