DPP #93 "The one where we talk about Jaws"
Oh man is there salt in the air? Cause I sure am salty. Do you want a Jaws premium? I hope not, cause they're gone. I can't even get one. Apparently the run size is super small until June for some strange reason. He me rant and also attempt to give first impressions from grainy leaked images and screencaps. Is the game good? Yeah probably. Am I getting one? Nope. Welcome to 2024!
Kineticist’s take
Don analyzes leaked Jaws pinball specs, questions Stern's Premium scarcity strategy, and debates preordering.
Synopsis
Don discusses the newly teased Jaws pinball machine by Stern, analyzing leaked playfield imagery, cabinet aesthetics, pricing strategy, and production constraints. He compares it favorably to Godzilla mechanically and thematically, expresses concern about Premium availability being constrained to June (6 months out), and deliberates whether to preorder given market saturation and FOMO engineering. He also briefly hints at another major announcement coming the next day.
Entities
- Stern Pinball· company
- Barry's Food Truck· game
- Black Knight Sword of Rage· game
- Bond 60th Anniversary· game
- Elvira Blood Red Kiss· game
- Foo Fighters· game
- Godzilla· game
- Iron Maiden· game
- Jaws· game
- Labyrinth· game
- Looney Tunes· game
- Metallica· game
- Pokemon· game
- Pulp Fiction· game
- Stranger Things Premium· game
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre· game
- Venom· game
- Don· person
- Jeff· person
- Keith Elwin· person