My Skills Are Still in Disguise on Transformers More Than Meets the Eye | Grownup Adjacent Pinball

Alright chat, the Autobots rolled out and my flippers immediately went into full Decepticon mode. Transformers More Than Meets the Eye is brand new Stern chaos and it already knows every weak shot I’ve got left in the tank. We’re deep in pure G1 nostalgia today. Peter Cullen is yelling at me like I’m the problem, Frank Welker is laughing at my aim, and that animatronic Megatron looks ready to fire a ball straight into my remaining confidence. Energon cubes, Dinobot nonsense, Soundwave locking balls like he owns the joint, and me still trying to remember which ramp is which. This machine has more swagger in one multiball than most of us have on a good day. Expect classic Grownup Adjacent energy. High score attempts that start with false hope and end in drain city. Banter that stays sharp. Self-roasts that hit harder than a missed skill shot. Dad jokes about transforming that somehow still land. Pure 80s cartoon vibes mixed with a middle-aged guy who keeps saying “one more ball” like it’s going to fix anything.