Transformers Pinball: Grownup Adjacent Dad Bullies a Robot Truck and Loses (Portrait)

Autobots are rolling out and I'm the guy who keeps missing the on-ramp on purpose. Transformers Pinball is on the pinball machine and my flips look more Decepticon than hero. This one hits pure 80s robot nostalgia with modern Stern chaos. Remember when giant robots were cool instead of just another notification? Now I'm chasing high scores while roasting myself harder than Megatron ever could. Chat will be full of people who actually know the rules.