Transformers Pinball New CODE.92 | Grownup Adjacent Pinball More Than Meets My Skill (Portrait)

Today we are live on Stern Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye with fresh CODE.92, which according to the patch notes is "polish and enhancements." According to my flippers it is a formal invitation for Megatron to clown a middle-aged dad in real time. Autobots left, Decepticons right, Energon spinning like my last good decision, Grimlock judging my combo timing, Soundwave locking balls like he locked my childhood Saturday mornings, and Optimus Prime waiting for a bash that I will absolutely miss by two inches. Vibe is grown-up adjacent chaos. Banter. High score attempts that start brave and end in the trough. Nostalgia for the 84 cartoon and the 86 movie, plus the kind of self-roast that should require a waiver. We are stacking missions, hunting Transformers Multiball, poking Starscream Frenzy, and praying One Shall Fall is not a documentary about my third ball. If you like pinball, giant robots, and watching a guy talk trash to a machine that is winning, pull up. See you in the live chat. Roll out. Then immediately drain. Then roll out again.