
WARNING...COMMON SENSE RANT FREE SHOW: Episode 1183: "KANEDA SOLVES PINBALL SCALPING ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!"
Kaneda critiques Pinside's scalping fees as virtue signaling; argues manufacturers should sell direct to end scalping.
It's so simple how to end this practice and move pinball sales into modern times.
Synopsis
Kaneda launches a multi-part critique of Pinside's anti-scalping measures and broader pinball business model inefficiencies. He argues Robin's fee-based scalping restrictions are performative virtue-signaling that won't solve the underlying problem: that manufacturers should sell direct to consumers instead of relying on dealers/distros, which would eliminate scalping overnight while manufacturers keep an extra $1-2M+ per title. He positions Pokemon Pinball as an upcoming test case and frames scalping as a market signal of game quality.
Highlights
- If manufacturers sold games direct with one-per-customer limits, scalping would end overnight
- Manufacturers could save $1-2M+ per title by eliminating dealer/distro middlemen
- Stern no longer has leverage over dealers; dealers now dictate terms and Stern must beg for orders
- Pokemon Pinball will sell well due to IP size and being the first Pokemon machine, despite mediocre gameplay
- Stern's recent $13K LE pricing has backfired; machines now sell for $8-9K on secondary market
- Pinside's scalping fees are performative and Robin profits regardless through virtue signaling
- Robin earns ~$400K/year hosting Pinside
- Scalping is a market signal that a game is genuinely good; bad games don't scalp
Notable quotes
“If these companies really wanted to prevent scalping, they could easily do it. The only thing they would have to do is sell their games direct: one per customer.”
“Nobody can scalp crap. Nobody wants to pay over for mediocre games.”
“I think it's stupid. I don't really care. If you have a machine, go sell it. You can find eight other avenues to sell your machine.”
“Do you want that? See, that was Stern listening to all the Pinside crybabies. 'Why don't they make more? Why is it so hard to get a game?' Okay, so now everybody has to pay over.”
“Stern will never go direct because they're at the mercy now. The tide has turned.”
“With all that money will come work for you... I will be your customer service guy. I will personally make sure that nobody's game goes without a fix.”
“This whole thing is weird. It just reeks a little bit of the typical virtue signaling that we see in the world these days.”
“It's Pokemon. If I were to ask you right now, mechanically, what do you want to see in a Pokemon Pinball machine? Guess what your answer is? Nothing.”
Entities
- Barrels of Fun· company
- Dutch Pinball· company
- Jersey Jack Pinball· company
- Spooky Pinball· company
- Stern Pinball· company
- Turner Pinball· company
- Beetlejuice Pinball· game
- Beetlejuice Pinball (Spooky)· game
- Circus Voltaire (HEP Restoration)· game
- Dune Pinball· game
- Godzilla Pinball· game
- Harry Potter Pinball· game
- James Bond 60th Pinball· game
- Jaws Pinball· game
- King Kong Pinball· game
- Pirates of the Caribbean Pinball· game
- Pokemon Pinball· game
- Sonic the Hedgehog (Jersey Jack CE)· game
- Star Wars Pinball· game
- Winchester Pinball· game
- Pinside· organization
- Project Pinball· organization
- Kaneda· person
- Robin· person
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Everyone wants the same thing, but we won't get there if we keep buying right away.


