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Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (feat. RM) [Official Video]
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Insert your quarters and let’s rank these suckers.
Ready to play? We’ve compiled a list of music videos that heavily feature pinball and are pitting them against each other. Not everyone can make the final leaderboard, and there can only be one grand champion.
I hope you’re a Whose Line is it Anyway fan, because much like that show, the points don’t matter.
Each video gets the full arcade treatment: a review, a verdict, and a bonus tally. At the end, we'll plug in the scores and see who lands on the leaderboard. And yes, every contender gets to enter their initials.
Directors: Warren Fu (Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky,” Doja Cat’s “Kiss Me More”) & Carl Jones (The Boondocks)
Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (feat. RM) [Official Video]
Rapper Megan Thee Stallion embraces her inner gamer in the music video for “Neva Play.” Set in an arcade, Megan saddles up to a pinball machine appropriately titled Neva Play and starts counting as she hits the corresponding bumpers.
The stylish video combines live-action and anime elements, while also including a verse from RM, the leader of the K-pop supergroup BTS.
Did you have your money on Megan Thee Stallion bent over a pinball machine, twerking on bumpers, and defeating anime bad guys with butterflies from her booty? If so, you win!
Don’t know what the game Stallion Joust is next to the Neva Play pinball machine, but if it’s a sequel video with her riding ostriches from the classic arcade game, we are HERE FOR IT.
Time to hit the bonus screen. Here's how Megan scored:
Bonus Count
Score: 199,690,000
ENTER INITIALS: ASS
Director: Joseph Kahn (Janet Jackson’s “Doesn’t Really Matter,” Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood)
Blackstreet - Girlfriend/Boyfriend ft. Janet Jackson
The “No Diggity” singers must have gotten carte blanche for this video. As of this writing, it’s tied for the 29th most expensive music video of all time, ahead of more well-known videos “Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin, “Stronger” by Kanye West, “Toxic” by Britney Spears, and Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” THRILLER. That’s right—Blackstreet pinball cost 3x as much as what is arguably the most influential music video ever.
It pushed the envelope at the time, heavily relying on CG… though the results now look closer to a boxy early Pixar short.
A moving Janet Jackson on the playfield is not something I knew I needed, but hello.
Along with the Blackstreet members popping up on various parts throughout the game, we get cameos by Ja Rule and Eve getting their TRON on, riding futuristic motorcycles.
While time forgives all, no one can forgive what they did to Eve.
While the graphics are largely dated, I remember it being impressive and cool at the time. It largely takes place within a pinball machine and has plenty of motion, action, and never feels stale. This music video also gets props for creating a game that would be a blast to play in real life.
Bonus Count
Score: 199,900,000
ENTER INITIALS: BLK
Director: Anna Hawliczek, Marie-Thérèse Zumtobel
Bonus: Check out this interview with ROBB lead singer Robert Summerfield from The Ball is Wild.
ROBB - GOLDMIND (Official Music Video)
The Austrian band ROBB makes a big statement with their pinball-centric music video for “Goldmind.” The group even connected with Gábor Varga from Pinball Sports Club Austria to learn more about pinball. If there were a Video Music Award for Most Research, they would surely win.
For this video, ROBB featured actual pinball players including the ranked Markus Stix and Roland Schwarz. The story follows the two facing off in a pinball tournament. The winner? To quote Highlander, “There can only be one…”
In this video we saw Xenon, Judge Dredd, High-Speed, Royal Rumble, Space Invaders, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, World Cup, Black Hole, The Addams Family…the list goes on and on. This is a Murderers' Row of pinball machines.
From using actual players to capturing the feel of a pinball hall, this video has a lot going for it. Not gonna lie, this is gonna be a hard one to top.
Bonus Count
Score: 209,600,000
ENTER INITIALS: ROB
Director: Dieter Mieter (Lead singer & director of many Yello music videos)
Yello - Pinball Cha Cha
We didn’t say these were all normal videos…
The Swiss electronic band Yello is best known to us all as the guys behind “Oh Yeah,” the deep-voiced track that is an essential part of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. (“Bomp, bomp…chicka-chickaaa”). This quirky video takes place in a stop-motion pinball bar named… wait for it… Pinball Bar.
This music video is very ’80s. The song is… it’s a song, I suppose. If you understand all of the lyrics, you have better ears than I. By far the most experimental of the bunch, this music video combines live-action segments, miniature sets, and stop-motion animation. The singer in the video plays a 1968 Hayburners II pinball machine by Williams, which was the first to use 3” flippers. Here’s where things take a turn for the worst: the machine’s glass is shattered! They ruined a machine! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY!
And that’s why you never break the glass.
Playing pinball in a music video: Good!
Ruining the pinball machine: Nein! (That’s “no” German, one of the main languages in Yello’s home country of Switzerland.)
They get a big ol’ Annie Lennox penalty, so-called because this video is “Walking on Broken Glass.”
Yello tries to save the day with some stop-motion dancing by several Wimpys from Popeye. This works the first time. It does not work the many, many times they revisit this.
Bonus Count
Score: DISQUALIFIED
ENTER INITIALS: Sorry, you lose.
Director: Unknown (If anyone finds out who it is, please let us know!)
Menudo - Like A Cannonball (Video)
Didn’t expect to see Ricky Martin on this list? Us either. But here we are, livin’ la vida loca.
The singer, only known to Gen Z as “Who’s That Guy in the Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show,” was originally part of a boy band named Menudo. And guess what: they had a pinball music video. And this song was made for the soundtrack of Burt Reynolds’ “Cannonball Run II.” Somewhere, an old lady in a pop culture retirement home just yelled “bingo!”
When his pals go off to have fun and be young social types, singer Robby Rosa heads to a dusty attic (why is it dusty? Has no one played this pinball machine since that Alan Parrish kid got sucked into Jumanji?) to play a Fun-Fest pinball machine by Williams. The girl of his dreams appears on the backbox, right before she’s kidnapped by an unseen figure.
Robby then passes out for…reasons, and wakes up inside the game. It’s actually a pretty cool set. Then there is an Arabian-inspired wrestling match? And then pinball again, and his bandmates are there? Then they all get Flash Gordon-style blonde hair? And the Alice Cooper-esque bad guy chases them? And then is easily defeated? Then Robby gets a concussion and starts seeing a shrink? Then his dream girl is actually the nurse? The story is all over the place on this one.
But hey, it does end with the best final shot/implied boner:
Bonus Count
Score: 177,000,000
ENTER INITIALS: MEN
Director: Fernando Eimbcke (Lake Tahoe, Club Sandwich)
Plastilina Mosh - Human Disco Ball
The Mexican electronic group Plastilina Mosh are no strangers to gaming, having appeared on the soundtracks for Street Sk8er, True Crime: Streets of L.A., and the 2007 and 2009 editions of FIFA.
Gotta love a music video that features the The Lost World: Jurassic Park arcade game, plus a re-skinned Bride of Pinbot machine.
Unfortunately, the greedy arcade owner decides the machine’s not making enough money and sends the Human Disco Ball to the killing floor!
This music video perfectly captures the attachment a player can get to their favorite pinball machine: they daydream about it, draw it, and even get a tattoo of it.
The devoted machine takes the long journey back to its favorite player, braving traffic and confused motorists. It even embraces its inner Red Dead Redemption and camps out for the night. Finally, the two are reunited, and the gaming continues.
This music video was surprisingly cute and charming, making it a dark horse contender to become grand champion.
Bonus Count
Score: 210,000,000
ENTER INITIALS: PLA
Director: Kevin Hearn (Hey, he’s in the band!)
Silverball - Barenaked Ladies
Not only do the Barenaked Ladies like vanilla (it’s the finest of the flavors), they like pinball! They even named their 11th album after the best game in the world.
Ed Robertson, a devout pinball fanatic, basically shows off his collection in this music video. With a collection including Star Trek and The Walking Dead machines, he’s got a lot to brag about. The minimalist set is likely his game room, and he and his bandmates just play their instruments at the camera or play pinball. That’s pretty much it.
What the video lacks in style, the song makes up for in lyrics and storytelling. There are way too few musical odes to pinball, and this song really shows Robertson’s love of the game. Props to the band for including the lyrics “there and back again/I destroyed the ring on the attack again,” referencing Stern’s The Lord of the Rings pinball machine, this author’s most-played machine (we have it at my day job).
Again, the song is a loving ode to pinball. Unfortunately, the video misses a lot of bonus points opportunities by being pretty minimalist and focused more on band members than a compelling story, engaging visuals, or actual pinball gameplay.
Bonus Count
Score: 141,000,000
ENTER INITIALS: BNL
2 Unlimited - No Limit (Official Music Video)
Can this set be replicated nationwide? Like, can you imagine having your 6th birthday on that set? Jumping off the bumpers? And at night, repurpose the set for laser tag for them rowdy teens!
Actual pinball scenes in this video are from Ten Stars, produced by Zaccaria in 1976. There’s a few blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moments where we see that the player has only scored in the 2 million range. Gotta get those numbers up, pal!
Things this music video likes:
For all the style in this video, the singers actually barely move from where they stand. It’s an odd choice, and they try to cut around that and offset it with camera movement, but it’s still very noticeable.
Regardless, this is by far the best song on this entire list, and one of the most quintessential dance tracks from the 1990s. That goes a long way.
Bonus Count
Score: 186,000,000
ENTER INITIALS: LMT
The Who / Tommy - Pinball Wizard (1969)
THE pinball song doesn’t have a proper pinball-centric music video. I’m sorry, but it doesn’t count (For this article. In general, it rocks and is very fun to play on guitar.)
But hey, as a bonus, here’s this ridiculous commercial from our friends across the pond:
Youth Opportunities Programme 1984
Let’s take a look at our leaderboard…
Thank you all for playing. Here’s hoping more music videos incorporate pinball so we can update this list more often.
Brian is a writer here at Kineticist. He grew up playing arcade machines at the minigolf place near his home in New Jersey and considered Title Fight by SEGA a suitable replacement for the gym (spoiler alert: it was not). Brian enjoys gaming spots that have good craft beer, '90s songs, and Skee-Ball. Currently living in Los Angeles, Brian writes TV pilots, screenplays, and children's picture books—all while his puppy Pabu whines for attention. You can follow him on Twitter (@briansaa) and/or Instagram (@throughawineglass) where he takes pictures of movies & TV shows through, you guessed it, a wine glass.
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