Whitehouse, Ohio
I went to the White House and bought a pinball game! It’s for my mom. She’s a cool lady. Wanna get her to tell a bunch of stories tomorrow about my family.

This podcast will always be over in under 3 minutes and will focus on pinball, my dog Harold, and a fictional humanoid pickle named Gortlieb. Don’t expect much more and be prepared for a good time. Have you experienced podcast heaven? Let me take you on a 3 minute tour.
I went to the White House and bought a pinball game! It’s for my mom. She’s a cool lady. Wanna get her to tell a bunch of stories tomorrow about my family.
Free Pinball in solidarity with the nationwide general strike. Thank you to weird sister’s yarn in St. John’s for the inspiration to do free Pinball in solitary.
The team from Scorbit is coming to town to setup all of my games on their system! Monday at the LENTS Pinball Pinball Society they will demo everything and answer questions and hang with all the players. Please come out next Monday! From six to close.
I’m going to help someone with their game! I’m also getting paid for it! First time.
Yall this Beer Bunker location is going to be extra extra cool and I have some major plans for events. Huge shout out to Sean “The bad boy of Portland Pinball” for getting me the in here. I not sure how you did it but the owner credits you with the connection!
that was a tough move, but maybe he loves it and I’m happy for him. Yes Mc was the first person to ever support death and has supported all of my projects throughout and so I’m so excited that I can get him a cool game.
Noack is the name I couldn’t remember! i’m getting older. I love that guy. Thanks for the Flash Gordon.
Scorbit’s coming to visit and help me set up all of their awesome software and hardware. I’m super stoked. I’m gonna be the first operator in Oregon to get Scorbit. I want to host like a Scorbit Townhall! Give people an opportunity to see a demo and ask questions and get excited about Scorbit. Host a tournament. It’s super exciting. The team over there is great. Stoked to get to hang with them. My backyard sauna is almost ready! Let’s fucking roast in my yard yall. Pic on the side.
I found when I had the word secrets to a title I get more lessons. Please don’t be too mad that I’m tricking you by saying that there are secrets in this episode because there aren’t. It’s Clickbait! I got my x-ray FM hoodie in the mail! And I’m in love with it. My dream is that this podcast becomes a short show at 2 AM on x-ray FM.
I got Harold poop on Harold’s leash and I’ve had to walk very carefully for most of this walk now.